She's JV to your varsity
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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