Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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