I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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