worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
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I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
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you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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