you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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