she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
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I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
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If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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