Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
We had to coat check the pizza.
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as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
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I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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