we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
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