As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
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As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
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At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Drake has all the answers
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
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