Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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