i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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