i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
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If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
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I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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