were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
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I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
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HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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