Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Is it penis luge time yet?
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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