I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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