I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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