Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
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welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
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She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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