Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
The uberlube is also flammable
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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