is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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