i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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