Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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