Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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