I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
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the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
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Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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