i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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