She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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