She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
She bit a glass in half.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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