the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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