In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
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