no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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