just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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