My brain says no but my pants say off.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Randomize
