hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
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