Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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