I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
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