My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
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It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
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I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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