I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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