So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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