Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
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Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
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Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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