So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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