Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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