Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
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