so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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