i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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