so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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