Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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