covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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