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I looked at my own cervix.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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