That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Floor bacon is actually really good
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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