? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
she looked like the before picture.
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Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
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also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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