What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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