There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
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