idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
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Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
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