i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
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How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
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She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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