i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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