i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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