I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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